- Cassie: That's a big piece of broccoli.
- Me: Jesus Fucking Christ that is a big piece of broccoli!
- Cassie: You probably could fuck Jesus with that piece of broccoli!
- [insert pause for laughter]
- James: You need to internet that...
crashinglybeautiful:lamouche:lacontessa:emptythreatsoflittlelord
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Alone